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We developed a technology that would allow us to convert radio emissions from planets into their actual sounds, but what we heard from Saturn only filled us with dread.

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Since childhood, my adopted guardians have always kept me social, healthy, and tolerated my everyday laziness.

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I was told my sister was killed last night when a deer went through her windshield as she drove down the old dirt road coming home from work.

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I always make sure the front door is locked

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I rang a random doorbell and ran as fast as I could!!!

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I realized I had been drugged and my eye was being held open when I woke up.

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I got a weighted blanket-it’s full of beads that make popping, moving noises.

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My neighbour Sam talks to his dog like its a person, and it's adorable.

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“I’m fucking baaaaaaaked”, my friend said as I opened his bedroom door and a cloud of smoke poured into the hall.

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The octopus squirted a cloud of ink at me as I came closer

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We developed a technology that would allow us to convert radio emissions from planets into their actual sounds, but what we heard from Saturn only filled us with dread.	108
Since childhood, my adopted guardians have always kept me social, healthy, and tolerated my everyday laziness.	108
I was told my sister was killed last night when a deer went through her windshield as she drove down the old dirt road coming home from work.	108
I always make sure the front door is locked	107
I rang a random doorbell and ran as fast as I could!!!	107
I realized I had been drugged and my eye was being held open when I woke up.	107
I got a weighted blanket-it’s full of beads that make popping, moving noises.	107
My neighbour Sam talks to his dog like its a person, and it's adorable.	107
“I’m fucking baaaaaaaked”, my friend said as I opened his bedroom door and a cloud of smoke poured into the hall.	107
The octopus squirted a cloud of ink at me as I came closer	107